I have a lot of things I’d like to say, to explain, to delve into, to vent about.
In fact, there are seven finished posts waiting in the wings.
But today, I just need major distraction.
Today, I need funny.
Here’s a glimpse into our bedroom earlier this week…
Sexytime was in full swing.
Pitch black bedroom this night.
I was on my back, Sir was standing, pounding ruthlessly, big hand choking me, words… All the good stuff.
Sir stopped, flipped me to my side, bent my knees, positioned himself…
I held still. A few more misses.
Come on, man! (said only in my head!)
Before I could frustrated, Sir all but growled…
“Where’s your pussy?!”
I couldn’t help it… I giggled so hard and said “It’s where it always is, Sir!”.
For a split second, I worried – Crap!Maybe I shouldn’t have giggled! Maybe it would derail the fucktrain, which is the worst! 😦
Well! I shouldn’t have worried!! Sir laughed at my response and my giggles turned into full-blown laughter.
We laughed together for a moment, but then He found what He’d been looking for…and that was everything but funny! 😈
If you run into us out and about, you may hear a random whispered “where’s your pussy?”, followed by lots of laughter. Don’t judge – laugh with us! Inside jokes are the best…okay, second best!