thinking [inside joke] thursday

I have a lot of things I’d like to say, to explain, to delve into, to vent about.
In fact, there are seven finished posts waiting in the wings.
But today, I just need major distraction.
Today, I need funny.
Here’s a glimpse into our bedroom earlier this week…

Sexytime was in full swing.
Pitch black bedroom this night.
I was on my back, Sir was standing, pounding ruthlessly, big hand choking me, words… All the good stuff.
Sir stopped, flipped me to my side, bent my knees, positioned himself…
And missed.
I held still. A few more misses.
Come on, man! (said only in my head!)
Before I could frustrated, Sir all but growled…

“Where’s your pussy?!”

Wait, what?!
I couldn’t help it… I giggled so hard and said “It’s where it always is, Sir!”.

For a split second, I worried – Crap!Maybe I shouldn’t have giggled! Maybe it would derail the fucktrain, which is the worst!  😦

Well! I shouldn’t have worried!! Sir laughed at my response and my giggles turned into full-blown laughter.

We laughed together for a moment, but then He found what He’d been looking for…and that was everything but funny! 😈


If you run into us out and about, you may hear a random whispered “where’s your pussy?”, followed by lots of laughter. Don’t judge – laugh with us! Inside jokes are the best…okay, second best!

Happy Thursday!

Thinking [sleep] Thursday

Oh come on, I’m not going to talk about the benefits of sleep!  No way!  Today, I’m thinking about the benefits of LESS sleep, of staying up late, and why it makes for happy, connected couples.  Don’t misunderstand:  I LOVE sleep!  I mean, I really love it.  I love getting under my covers, adjusting my head on the pillow just right, relaxing my body and drifting off.  LOVE.  I love sleep almost as much as I love showers and baths, and that should tell you everything.

The past little bit, I’ve been a tad sleep-deprived and, I never thought I’d say it, but I love that deprivation even more!  How is that possible?  What could be better than sleep after a long day?  Oooooh… I think I should make a list!  Surprised? 😉

Things that are better than sleep:

1.  Laughing.  Staying up late, telling dirty jokes, watching silly movies, making silly faces.  Food for the soul, I tell you.

2.  Video games.  Playing video games gives your eyes and hands something to do, your brain is occupied, and your mouth is able to speak freely.  Maybe you prefer cards, or crafts, or doodling…whatever it is you like… distraction is a great way to open up.  Which leads me to…

3.  Conversation.  The conversations had when you ought to be in bed are always some of the best.  The later it gets, the more honest you get, the better your life gets.  Truly.

4.  Dirty texts/photos.  I must say, this is fairly new to me, but it is one of the highlights of my day!  As the night wears on, everything becomes amplified… makes for a very happy girl, with major problems in the pants.

5.  Snuggles.  Sometimes, staying up late means snuggling on the sofa with my Sir while many of the other things mentioned are going on.  Safe and adventurous at the same time… that’s the perfect combination!

6.  Ropes and bars and cuffs, oh my.  Playtime can take a while… just don’t look at a clock!  Worth every single second of sleep sacrificed. (hello, alliteration)

7.  Oh okay… SEX!  That’s right… generally, all of the above lead straight into sex.  I’d rather fuck than sleep any day.  No question. You may have noticed that I put sex last… although it is my very favorite thing to do… it isn’t the most important.  The connections that occur during those late nights are far more important than any dick-in-box games you could come up with.

I implore everyone… as soon as you can… put that early alarm clock out of your mind, forget that you’ve done 5 million things during the day and just stay up late, together, and make it count!

To my Sir. And to number four…
lose sleep


Thinking [funny] Thursday!

Yesterday was really good, but it was very serious!! Today, is all about light, happy feelings and I’m thinking about sex.
I am always thinking about sex, in one way or another. Sometimes, sex is funny…


Like when you are going at it rough and dirty and your Sir nearly falls head first off the end of the bed…


Or when you are on top, He is guiding you, you are losing your mind – and then you fall sideways. Yep, you totally fall off the dick…


Or maybe you are in the shower, folded in half, hands on ground, anal action in full effect and you turn your head at just the wrong angle and proceed to nearly drown.


Surely this isn’t just me?! We have MANY of these little mishaps, but never have they ruined the moment.  I am a laughing girl…and I totally crack up when things get silly, all the while begging for more.  This would probably be pretty funny to watch – me laughing so hard while Sir gives it to me, chuckling himself. I’m laughing now just typing this. There’s always the point where the laughing just stops because Sir’s mission, I think, is to fuck the funny out. Good stuff.

Share a story, laugh with me (or at me!) and have a great Thursday!

On a totally unrelated side note…We put my new collar to use last night, along with my cuffs, the crop, and some toys -no laughing involved.