Liebster… sorta

Normally I wouldn’t do these things because well… I just wouldn’t.  However, since it was my Cailin that nominated me… I will try my best to comply. =)

Here are the 11 questions asked of me:

1. Do you like coffee? If not…what’s wrong with you?   I love coffee.  L.O.V.E.  When it first hits my lips in the morning, my day can really start.  And the afternoon coffee I love almost as much.  Late night coffee can be fun. So, yeah, I like coffee.

2. Do you like to read, and who is your favorite author?  I love to read.  I love books.  I don’t even want to talk about how long it took me to get with a kindle.  Reading is always listed as one of my hobbies.  When I grow up (ha!), I hope to have a HUGE, gorgeous library in my home… complete with rolling ladders (that I will NOT climb) and comfy chairs to get lost in. I will read anything, but my favorite books/authors are odd.  I love the 5 book Hitchhiker’s Guide trilogy.  My favorite series of allllll time is the Dark Tower series by Stephen King.  And Chuck Palahnuik is a bizarre genius!  Flowers for Algernon and To Kill a Mockingbird are at the top, too.

3.Where do you like to vacation?  We don’t vacation much, but I like the beach… the sand, the water, the minimal clothing… maybe a drink or two.  😉

4. What are your 2 favorite toys?  Hmmmm… Even though it is probably the oldest toy in our arsenal… the glass dildo!  And… oh man, I don’t know.  I like the flogger a lot.  And His belt. Does the bar count? And the big handled dildo isn’t bad either…

5. Clumsy? Or Graceful? Both… day-to-day I am such a spaz!!!  I am constantly running into door frames, banging my feet/legs/arms on something, tripping over everything and nothing.  But I can be graceful.  I danced until adulthood, so if I’m in that setting, I’m good… and I can do the yoga transitions like nobody’s business.

6. What’s your style?  Seizure!  LOL.  That is what I am naming my style.  I like sooooo many different things and do not feel the need to stick with any one theme or era or anything.  If I like it, I like it, and try to make it work.

7. What’s the music in your life?  A better question might be “What music ISN’T in your life?!”  I have always loved music – I sang in choir for years,  I sing in the shower, in the car, as answers to questions!  I’m not a huge fan of country, but some I can hang with.  I’ve covered this before… I like everything, though punk holds a very special place in my heart.

8.What’s your favorite movie?  We watch a lot of movies!  I love comedies.  Some of my favorites are:  Snatch, The Ref, Fight Club, Grandma’s Boy, Role Models, Ferngully, Toys, Bridesmaids… on and on and on.

9. Do you have a thing you must do every day?  I, too, have to make the bed!!!  I also must have coffee… and put on my eyeliner.

10.Do you love rough sex, or making love? Rough, rough, rough!  Call the cops sort of rough.  I want bruises and no choices and just to be used up.

11.  Do you get to see/spend time with your best friend everyday?  *pouts hard* No. I do not.  Well, I do get to see my Husband/Sir every single day…but my girlfriend, my bestie, my sexy bird is far, far, far away and I am not too happy about that.

Now, 11 random facts about myself, the questions are in bold.

1.  I like candles.  A lot.  There is usually a candle or three going in my house (or the wax burner).  I like many different scents but my all time favorite smell is vanilla.  Do you have a favorite scent?

2.  One of my favorite things to do is take a hot bubble bath and read…but I also love showers.  What can I say?  I like to be wet!  Do you prefer a shower or bath?

3.  I pick things up with my feet.  All of the time. It is very useful, but my Sir teases me about it.  Do you have a weird talent?

4.  I get goosebumps when I really sing.  Do you have an activity (not sex) that really touches your soul?

5.  I cannot touch dry cotton balls or wet wood (like wooden spoons).  It gives me the heebie jeebies.  Some people get the same reaction to nails on a chalkboard.  What gives you that ‘heebie jeebie’ feeling?

6.  I don’t like to let people in, but when I do I tend to let them ALL the way in and overshare. Do you keep new people at a distance?  Or are you an open book?

7.  I like to be choked and fishhooked.  Face + Hands = major hot (and wet) times ahead. Also, biting me anywhere is a guaranteed panty dropper. What sort of dirty thing gets your motor running?

8.  I play video games… and love them.  So much so, that for mother’s day yesterday, part of the time was spent playing Halo.  Do you play video games?

9.  Tattoos.  I have quite a few, I want many more.  Sir has a half sleeve.  I love ink on skin.  Do you like tattoos? Have any?

10.  I love gifts.  I love receiving gifts, but even more than that, I LOVE buying/making and giving them!!!  As far as gifts, would you rather give or receive?

11.  I am obsessed with my birthday.  I’ll be 37 next month and I could not be more excited.  I start counting down about 6 months in advance.  No one around me could POSSIBLY forget, because I can’t keep quiet about it. Do you look forward to, or dread, your birthday?

Here are my nominations:



Here are the rules:

  1. Thank the person who nominated you and post a link to their blog on your blog.
  2. Display the award on your blog–by including it in your post and/or displaying it using a “widget” or a “gadget”.
  3. Answer 11 questions about yourself which will be provided to you by the person who nominated you.
  4. Provide 11 random facts about yourself.
  5. Nominate 5 – 11 blogs you feel deserve this award, who have less than 1000 followers.
  6. Create a new list of questions for the blogger to answer.
  7. List these rules on your post. Once you have written published it, you then have to:
  8. Inform people/blogs that you nominated that they have been nominated for the Liebster Award and provide a link for them to your post so they can learn about it (they might not have heard of it!)