I would say we don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day because it’s a frivolous, capitalist, Hallmark holiday.
I would say we don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day because all that red and pink together is nauseating.
I would say we don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day because we don’t need a mainstream day to celebrate our love.
I would say we don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day because we are too busy rolling our eyes.
I would say all those things you hear everyone say about Valentine’s Day except…
It would all be a lie.
We do celebrate because what is more fun that giving and receiving gifts?!
We don’t go out to dinner or get dressed up or make a big deal of it, but we exchange gifts and cards. We know it’s silly and we just don’t care! Sir loves getting me things and I love that about him. 🤣 I like giving him gifts too, but I mean, let’s be real here – he’s just not as excited as I am about getting presents.
This year, like every year, we exchange gifts that are family appropriate and also naughty ones, which are my favorite. What did I get last month? So glad you asked! A curry comb (a steel toothed horse comb for deshedding)! For me, it is a great sensation tool, but is heavenly for [careful] impact as well. That is not the first horse-related instrument in our collection – we also have crops, a jump bat, and a bit gag. And so with that knowledge swirling around in my brain, the first use of the comb only had me thinking YeeHaw. I didn’t say it out loud because my sexytime giggly fits aren’t always appropriate, but it was all that was left in my brain.
Happy Monday and Happy March! Take yourselves down to the local BDSM store Tractor Supply and let me know what you find.